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boydivision: when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:40 -0400

when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T

mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:09 -0400

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

mostly10: this is my favourite pic from the cocktail party I’m never sharing the full size because...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:03:42 -0400

mostly10:

this is my favourite pic from the cocktail party

I’m never sharing the full size because it’s just mine mine mine mine mine mine *weeps*

sheisfartoofondofbooks: effin4: bettythetl: adriofthedead: br...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:03:26 -0400

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:37:34 -0400

—Perfect endings; almost like heavens. Each soul has its...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:36:58 -0400

—Perfect endings; almost like heavens. Each soul has its perfect little shack of a dream of how everything would start, be, and come to pass. You should know, there are two perfect endings in the moving sea of wishful perfect endings that have you breathing, living, and contentedly existing. So you shouldn’t give up on yours just yet.

I know everything that’s gonna happen

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:36:24 -0400

I know everything that’s gonna happen

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getoffmysheetmycroft: lastallianceofelvesandmen: escapedninja: Friendly reminder that Fili and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:45 -0400

getoffmysheetmycroft:

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

escapedninja:

Friendly reminder that Fili and Kili weren’t born until almost a hundred years after the fall of Erebor and are rescuing a home they never knew

#a home they will also never know

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:03 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:32:03 -0400

fuckyeah-tobyturner: Hot Toby gifs made rebloggable - requested...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:36 -0400

fuckyeah-tobyturner:

Hot Toby gifs made rebloggable - requested by kenjiandcompany

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:28 -0400

beelzebub-36:

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

Fave post.

wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:29:47 -0400

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:29:26 -0400

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

quantumlockeduniverse: princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodl...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:17 -0400

quantumlockeduniverse:

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

The absolute exact same thing happened to me and my step dad went off on the principal. My step dad then brought up how the cheer leaders, who represent our school, are allowed to wear skirts that show off their asses yet I can’t wear a skirt with tights underneath that shows no skin because it’s “distracting.” Me having to go the office and go home to change resulted to me missing my first block and half of my second. Way to go Board of Education.

I’ve lost so many followers this week :’(

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:18:24 -0400

I’ve lost so many followers this week :’(